STONEDICISM™ Full Zip Hoodie – Elevated Minds, Stoic Vibes Edition
Wrap yourself in warmth and wisdom. This isn’t just a hoodie—it’s a wearable philosophy scroll for the high-functioning overthinker.
Whether you're meditating in the smoke, chasing clarity with coffee, or just avoiding small talk in public, this heavyweight zip-up's got your back (literally). Soft, durable, and layered with meaning—just like your trauma.
🌀 Super-soft fleece interior
🌀 Heavy blend for cold days and colder thoughts
🌀 Full zip—because life’s about options
🌀 Features the iconic STONEDICISM™ scroll + leaf laurel crest
🌀 Best worn while ghosting people to protect your peace
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 19.25 | 21.26 | 23.23 | 25.24 | 27.24 | 29.25 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 | 31.97 |
| Sleeve length, in | 33.98 | 35.00 | 35.98 | 36.97 | 37.99 | 38.98 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Product features
- Made without side seams for a sleek look.
- Spacious front pockets for easy storage.
- Adjustable hood with drawstring for a custom fit.
- Durable metal zipper for longevity.
- Soft blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester for ultimate comfort.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Hood with drawstring
Adjustable hood with self-colored woven cord and buttonhole openings for the cord.
Metal zipper
Durable silver-colored metal zipper with metal puller.
Spacious pockets
Pockets on either side of the front have enough space for all your most important belongings
Embroidery
Embroidery decoration method available on left chest
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the lead and flammability level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Honduras
DTF wrist prints
The wrist prints are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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